Me: "It feels like all the drivers without mufflers are trying to outdo each other by the sounds!
Dada: "Just like the roosters!"
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"Yes yes, no beef. Chicken is good!" -Baba telling the Spanish guy in the food truck
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Ma: "Do we really need to go that far? Let's eat the chocolate instead"
Baba: "Fine, we'll take a rain check"
Dada: "Yes! Wait... we're talking about the walk and not the chocolate, right?"
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Ferry Lady: "Are you guys the family of Raul Pu#$%?"
Baba: "...yes."
Ma: "Looks like Neel's the new head of the family!"
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Baba: "We need to turn left Mili... LEFT Mili! MILI, TURN LEFT!"
Me: "Baba, I am paddling left!"
Baba: "O re bapperebap! Mili, in a kayak when I say turn left, you have to paddle on your right to turn left, but when we want to turn right we have to paddle to the left to turn right. Get it now?"
-The sound of oars smacking each other-
Baba: "Mili... first SLOW DOWN!!"
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# of times Baba's cap flew off today: 0
# of times Ma's cap flew off today: 0
# of times Dada's cap flew off today: 0
# of times my cap flew off today: 12+
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Ma: "Hey, both of these masks are gray, which one's yours?"
-sniffing-
Me: "This one smells good... So it's yours."
Ma: "How sweet!"
Me: "Yeah... Mine's smelling of mosquito repellent."
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Dada: "Why is the coqui louder in the middle of a city than in the rainforest??"
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Me: "Wow, this is a pretty expensive restaurant being $$"
Ma: "Oh don't worry, we only bought chocolate, churros, and quesitos. We should be fine."
-1 hour later when reading the receipt-
Ma: "85 DOLLARS for a box of 16 piece of chocolate!?"
Dada: "That much tax?"